Really, Daily Mail?

Didgeri-PHEW! Fellow inmates at Rolf Harris’s jail are disgusted by his flatulence

In their “article”:

  • Rolf Harris, 86, is said to have disgusted fellow inmates with his flatulence
  • Paedophile’s problem linked to side-effect of long-standing medical issues
  • Diet of chocolate bars and cheap curries is also adding to chronic problem
  • Friend revealed: ‘It’s like living next to an abattoir whenever Rolf’s around’

The “problem” they are referring to in the second bullet point isn’t his paedophiling, it’s his arse…

This is NOT news!